9622.net

Ha! See, I remembered my password. So there!

(Yes, I'm still alive, and flinging poo)

Oh my god, there's something here! This has given me a new lease on my drubken evening.

What are you two drinking?

And where are your hands? And are you driving?

Hi, tizzie! Just had to do a quick edit on the post there, to insert the link to ColdChef's actual MeTa comment - damn, but this stuff comes back quickly!

How you been?

Viva 9622.

It's not that I'm not motivated, it's the lack of time between work, red tape, wedding planning, and life in general.

Or, ya know, we could just blame everything on Mig's disappearance.

Wedding planning? You are marrying Miguel?

And he's disappeared? That must make the planning more difficult.

Rumors of 9622's death have been greatly exaggerated.

Ok, maybe not greatly.

I figured you guys all got unlisted numbers.

9622 is entirely Twitter-based now.

I haven't checked out Twitter yet as I have this vague notion that their users must be Twits, much like the twaperson who thought it might be a good idea to verb the word. I twit, you twit, he/she/it twits...

Web 2.0 indeed.

I have not disappeared: I am in hiding in a cave. I would not easily survive any lessening of the 9622 bond so please don't make me gasp. I still love and one day will be asking for some of that love in return. Don't move!

Miguel!

Twitter is the promise of the internet come true. How else would I be able to know each and every time Tizzie uses the restroom daily? (fourteen times)

My nose needs a lot of powdering.

I think I saw a Growing Pains episode about that. Kirk Cameron would want you to stop doing cocaine, Tizzie.

Also, accept no substitutes

"The Tango is not a dance but an obsession. For the
tanguero, it is as much a part of life as eating and
sleeping. Erotic and passionate, haunting and melancholy, it involves not only the body but also the soul..."

There's the Miguel we knew and loved.

"it involves not only the body but also the soul..."

And parts of the duodenum.

"it involves not only the body but also the soul..."

Well, just the crackly bits of the soul, really. The fluffy parts you have to save for the Mexican Hat Dance.

Ole!

Look. A man needs to be honest. I've been seeing someone else. Her name is Mecha. It's been going on for over a year now. I was going to say something, but you've been so distant lately. Baby, don't be mad. It's me. It's not you. You're still pretty.

I've been seeing someone else.

Oh God. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Her name is Mecha.

Oh. You too? Time for a threesome, then?

And...

MIGS!

*chucks wedding plans out window*

*metaphorically speaking*

I've looked at mecha but I've got to say it's lacking. It's a cult of personality for people who haven't really got much going on.

Prove me wrong.

Kaf, half the time I just tell ColdChef I'm going to the bathroom, but really I go off to tango with the fake Miguel.

go off to tango with the fake Miguel

Best. Masturbation. Metaphor. Ever.

I can't believe it's butter...or that I wasted most of my day on the Internet (1st time since the later part of Jan. 2006). Oh poo! Or rather, very nice to see that most of you still exist.

Are you guys kidding me? a *rebirth*??

I'm in.

Reason Number 1 Why 9622 Must Not Die:

I got emergency info about infected kitty anal sacs from ufez last night.

As my sister said, "Ha. You have to learn to anally massage a cat."

infected kitty anal sacs

Pretty sure this is a Tom Waits album.

I can't say anything about 'cat butt' without feeling like a tittering juvenile delinquent.

Honest, I've tried.

My husband describes complex things as having "more ins and outs than a cat's asshole," but I've never asked for an explanation of the phrase. There are some things I just don't want to know.

That's why the cats follow your husband around.

Would something similar explain all the dogs around him in your photos? Is "rescue" code for something?

Animal "lovers."

Furries, without all that dreadful polyfill.

In other feline behind aphorism news: Once, when I was party to a deal for a couple dozen used video games and vending machines, the seller referred to the best of them as "shinier than fresh-licked cat's ass."

C'mon, who among us hasn't licked cat butt?

Anyone?

Anyone?

I'm waiting.

(and um, wedding planning? *gnashes teeth, rends garments*)

All I know is that if trans-atlantic IM'ing with your girlfriend's sister about Anal Sacs is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Fes, I was very sad to learn that there are no photos of your NYC visit. I did hear, though, that you and Chico Bangs rubbed each others' heads.

Speaking for all the enquiring minds here ... whose was smoothest?

*fans self while waiting for the answer*

wedding planning?

Hey, congratulations, Sam!

No, I think it's Kimmy who needs congratulating. She's marrying Miguel.

Hum. Well, someone's getting married up in this motherfucker. I don't care if I have to marry Thomcatspike, there's got to be some bliss around here!

I'm totally pulling a Benjamin Braddock at Kimmy's wedding...

You're an agitator, Poulos.

"Hello darkness, romakim...I've come to talk with you drubk again."

Did you all know about this? Our little Brittney has been wronged. I hate that - it brings out the bad mama bear in me.

Okay, I'll admit. Most of the hate mail came from me.

But she refuses to mail me her soiled sweatsocks and a man can only take so much rejection.

We could go to Nashville for a meet-up to console her. I mean, shit, I could drive there. But of course, Mr. Chef won't commit. Chicken.

(see how quickly this hate mail thing spreads? It's like cancer.)

Plus, she'd probably peek out from her curtains, see us, and then pretend she wasn't home. But at least we would have tried.

Agony of defeat.

Thanks for the well wishes, y'all. The matrimonial bliss is at least a year off, as trying to get together various people from at least 3 different continents is going to be a total bitch.

We haven't even decided where it's going to happen as our original idea of getting hitched in Amsterdam is nixed since there's a minimum residency requirement of a month. Oh well. At least Grandma won't be walking through the Red Light District any time soon.

Anyway, just for Tizzie

And that brouha with Brit sucks.

Vegas meetup!

Cute kitty!

ohh, yes! Get married in Vegas, Kimmy!

This morning, I have less favorites on MetaFilter than I did last night. Someone de-favorited me. Several times. This has ruined my entire morning.

Cheer me up.

You have been favorited 570 times, and you're not happy? Has anybody else on Planet Mefi been favorited more times than that? I doubt it!

Big baby.

I'm raising the quality of my comments today. I'm going to restore my favorites to their former glory of four more favorites.

This should get me hundreds of favorites.

Thank you all for your sarcastic favorites. I relish your patronizing.

Oh, Chef, I don't think I ever mentioned it, but the MeFi podcast interview with you was very entertaining. You sound exactly like I thought you would.

When I was in high school, there was a sign in the gym showing everyone who sponsored our athletic teams. Underneath, there was a sign that said, "Please patronize our sponsors." So, my best friend and I used to go into those stores and say, really sarcastically, "I reeeeeally like your store. You have LOTS of nice stuff."

This is still funny to me.

I am proud that I am not sure what favoriting means on MeFi. But you're always my favorite, Chef.

So, wait. Romakimmy is marrying who?

Either Miguel or Ufez' brother, or someone like that.

Cold Chef - Years ago I saw a printed sign at a city fest with sponsor logos and "Please patronize our sponsors" printed on the bottom. Over the word "patronize" was a piece of masking tape with "support" written on it. So I'm assuming tht somewhere else there were smart-asses like you. Of course, I'm sure if I knew the duel meanings of patronize when I was younger I would have pulled the same stunt. Damn my stunted high-school vocabulary!

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It really *is* like we never left!

Is 9622 a faith-based initiative? If so, we could get some dough. Moolah. Monkey moolah.

We have faith in monkeys and faith in the belief that if we shine the Migs signal, Miguel will appear (eventually). So I think that counts as "faith-based".

Now where's our money for our conference?

I will be conducting a seminar entitled: Taming the Wild ThunderSlut, and Why You Can't

You got to let her run, boy. Wild and free, like a tasty shrimp.

It occurs to me that I've probably lost the Thundersluts logo.

I fail at 9622.

Heh. This pic, which I saw in "Everybody's Photos" on the front page of Flickr, pleases me in a way that a James Blake lookalike never has.

This is all I got, but I uploaded it here

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