So, I know you're all dying to know what I do on the weekends. Well, sometimes I dress up for 80s-themed birthday parties.
This is what you get when you mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part hairspray, and 4 parts Guns N Roses:
And this was at the BEGINNING of the night.
And yes, I am in a Stretchcalade. Brittney, I feel your pain.
Right. Now your turn.
From Unusual Kentucky
This poor little underfunded site does a great job promoting the wild and wacky people and places of my home state.
A loincloth, no doubt. G-Strings and jockstraps and fine leopard loinclothes - these are a few of my favourite thongs. Yup, it's all aboard for the loincloth revival. Gird up!
That is all. You?
Custody Battle Over ITV Digital Monkey Ends.
And there was much rejoicing.
Call me gullible but Gossip List seems a great deal more credible than the usual dirt. Most of it's "well known" and not very damning but there are a few shockers along the way. Though nothing to compare with what we monkeys have heard about celebrities and would never repeat here...
I don't have much to say at the moment, I was just looking for an excuse to post this monkey. (via that Nameless Site) And he's a pretty happy monkey. and it's all about the monkeys.
P.S. For those of us with a couple thou to invest, there's also a wide selection of prohibitively cute micro-monkeys for sale at this store.
Being assigned to watch this is the only reasonable excuse.
Still, congrats are in order.
In view of the voluptous nature of our monkeys, our best options are:
The Classic Bowler
Black/White
White/Red
The Loungemaster
Black/Gold
Maroon/Black
Let's quit flirting, and get a commitment! Today, please.
An exciting new website is collecting crap drawings of monkeys or, more suggestively, drawings of crap monkeys or crappings of drawn monkeys.
P.S. The kinky Brits call them "rubbish monkeys", which is garbage and actually means monkeys who enjoy being rubbed.