Also, is it my impression or is "Miss" Trinidad and Tobago packing?
For more "What's in the pouch, Sis?" fun try the Female or Shemale quiz.
I am going to be having such a good time while you all are out traipsing around some big, wild city! I'm not the least bit jealous! None of us are, right, fellow flyover/leftover/way over there monkeys?
OK, the 2003 NYC Monkey Fest is this Friday. I'm trying to get an idea of who's going to try and show up about when. Roll call thread! (more inside)
The Portuguese have a saying: "God makes a point of giving walnuts to toothless monkeys". Here is worst-director-of-all-time Lars-shoulda-stucka-with-Bjork-Von Trier with Nicole I-can-do-better-than-Tom-anyday-Kidman.
All of which leads me to ask: What's the most ill-matched, dreadful-looking, oughtn't-to-be-fuckin'-allowed couple you've ever seen? Including, of course, those tragically containing gorgeous men and women you think you'd do much, much better by?
Beware! Monkey tourists in New York! Readymade, bumpkin extraordinaire, is making the crass assumption that you chic and metropolitan simians might enjoy meeting the country monkey. And throwing fruit at her.
Witchstone casually threw out the May 23rd as an evening for gathering; would others be interested? Ideas, thoughts for times, cruel hazing rituals for the hayseed? (I've heard rumors that Jerry Seinfeld lives there; is that true? Could we drop in and say hello to him?)
Yes, more carousing and drubkenness in the Big Apple. Me, the Vidiot and Ms. cowboy_sally all hung out painted the town various colors. Alcohol was imbibed, foodstuffs were consumed, wax candles were molested. And of course you were all thought of. Pictures here.
How many bands and musicians are abusively using our names? Lots of them! Take a butcher's at the gall of Uncle Fester and Miguel Migs. Google for your homonyms and doppelgangers now!
Let loose your rage!
I'd just like to point out that Ufez is, apparently, a cheater or something.
Sure, some would argue that he's just plain better at fantasy soccer than either I (the Torn ACLs) or kafkaesque (The Scampi of Doom). But I prefer to make unfounded accusations than face my own inadequacies. It's just my way.
Scientists? We don't need no stinkin' scientists!
Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.
Wanna talk about cars?
Current wheels?
Best you ever drove?
What you'd drive if you had MidasMulligan's dough?
Sort of driver that really pisses you off?
Think your car reps your personality?
What should [insert Monkey here] drive?
Tales from the road?
Me? I alternate between a 95 Saturn with 100K+ miles (great commuter car, good mileage, park it anywhere) and a 96 Volvo 850. Best car I ever drove was an Audi 5000 - a big, comfortable Teutonic roadchewer that would go flat out 120 in a sort of ghastly silence. I wanted to mount a turret on that thing and invade Poland. If money was no object? Either Audi A8 or Cadillac STS. I'm disappointed that the new Tbird is ceasing production next year.
Click here to download the Presidents of the USA's "Mach 5"! (Note: 3.1 megs and change)
I know, I know, get my own blog! But this mutt needs a home. And I need help!
I hope this isn't blasphemous but, assuming a "Springtime For Hitler"/"The Producers" scenario, whereby you'd have to produce a surefire flop on Broadway, what actors or celebrities would you cast for a remake of Jesus Christ, Superstar or even a straightforward reenactment of the Nativity story?
N.B. Hugh Jackson is, in fact, pitchin' for the X-Men sequel, of course.
Jonmc, chicobangs and vidiot spend an evening on the town in New York. New York is still recovering. Pictures Here. Insanity, drubkenness and injokes abound.
