What is guaranteed to turn you off? With me, it's women with painted fingernails and toenails; short boots with zippers; hair highlights; anoraks; Russian accents; romance novels.
We took the fishfucker tour of San Francisco, and we had a lovely time. Thanks to fishy for being such a cordial host to my son and I me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I love SCOTUS today.
The Texas ruling is in - it's OK to have fun in bed!
We do contempt and disgust very well; indifference; snark - even hate we're not bad at. But what about that other lowest but most human of emotions that is envy? Not unbridled; not unquestioning; not self-destroying envy, but that slight regret we aren't - at least some days - someone else.
Soooo, who would you rather be - even though you might be a sick and evil person and actually enjoy being who you are - when you're feeling a little blue, a little too yourself for comfort?
Be honest now. Extra points for wishing you were someone you might well be unhappier or a great deal less personable than you.
No points for smug, self-contented splendour.
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Based solely on jonmc's love of this Japanese snack food I purchased a box and tried it for the first time.
(Jpeg heavy. Sorry.)
Curious. Looks like a wand.
Timidly crunch.
Monkey likes it.
So whispy sweet and salty good...must have two at a time.
All gone and sad about it.
I *heart* Pocky.
Our beloved witchstone is going under the knife today--twice! Although she's probably deep in an anaesthesia-induced slumber right now, let's give her something to read when she wakes up.
Get well soon, babe.
The Smallest Monkey
has the most human-like hands
It's a bit creepy.
on a side note: do you all use AIM/Yahoo? me on Yahoo: unclefes9. The disconcerting part? There are at least eight other Unclefes' out there. And probably a good half of them are cooler than me.
Grumpy assistant:
"Up your butt with a cocoa-
nut!" And she'd do it.
She's got some issues.
She just turned 30. Single.
Her ribs hurt. Don't ask.
But she and I have
worked together so long (since
90?), it is hard
To imagine any
one else giving me my work-
day sass except Kim.
She's saved my ass on
several occasions, and
I've done same for her.
If/when I depart
the Company, inshalla,
she will ride shotgun.
Because it's the story of my life. My tombstone will certainly say "HE WAS NEVER THERE". What will yours, in your worst dreams, say?
(no, I couldn't decide between two equally cool pix.)
It's been a few months since we've swapped mix CDs. They've got a swap about to get going over on That Other Website...shall we follow suit?
Heck, I'll even volunteer to organize the thing if no one else wants to.
The question has been raised by The Man himself - where has ColdChef been?
In the library with the candlestick?
In the kitchen with Dinah?
In the bayou with the swamp critters?
The possibilities are endless...
Chico had a good idea. Let's go bowling for the next meetup. Would anyone be interested? It would be nice to get one more in before Witchy departs for that other coast...
Hey, I just got off the phone with a bunch of rapidly-getting-drubk monkeys in NYC, and you know what?
All appearances to the contrary notwithstanding, they're REAL! They EXIST! And jon DOES sound like he's always looking for something else to eat and/or drink!
Sorry again that I couldn't be there in person, folks, to not only hob-nob with the simian crowd but also to greet the one, the only, the eyeballkid properly to the East coast. Maybe next time, huh?
Oh - and feel free to make me feel like I belong by using this as a convenient place to post pictures and what-not, okie-dokie?
Jonmc Living; Jonmc Food; Jonmc Weddings... I wonder what kind of lifestyle we thunderslobs and thundersluts would promote if we inherited the Martha Stewart mantle by default.
Yeah, sportsfilter... but it sure was an interesting nite at the old ball game!
It's Monday. The holiday weekend and following shortened week are officially over. There's a stack of papers on your desk, scads of email in your account - it's time to work!
So, how do you bring home the bacon? And what would you do if you could do anything you liked?
Me? Technically, I'm "Manager of Marketing Technology" for a small financial services firm. I was a reporter for 5 years and a graphics instructor before that. But what I always wanted to do was be a novelist.
*wonders idly if Miguel always wanted to be a marketing hack*
I take some comfort in the rumor (probably untrue) that Vonnegut didn't publish until he was 40, but... *shrugs*