Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Monkey Back. (Ad spotted at LGA.)
Heckler met Koch.
Stanley met Livingstone.
Barr met Arnold.
And Fes met notsnot.
For lunch.
At a brewery.
Is this snot? No, this is notsnot.
9622’s Favorite Crayon Eater (the asterisk is from Vonnegut!)
Eye In The Sky! (Fresh Oktoberfest from those taps yesterday)
Left Coast Boddhisattva (I’m trying to remember my mantra… dammit! Can’t.)
Lisbon’s Last Rake (here is St. Louis we have a little thing we like called the Four-Beer-Lunch, but you can only order twice)
Small, Lovely, Deceptive (still can’t remember my mantra, and then thoughts of Readymade enter into the equation…)
certainly_sexy, candidly_sensual (my nipples were hard enough to cut diamonds. Luckily, no one had any diamonds)
Den Mother, Author, Thwapper (Tizzie should always be on the menu of good things from this world)
Not entirely disappointing! (soup is good food)
Really entertaining when he was drunk last week… (our chatty Barmistress Donna! I think Donna was her name...)
He likes Supersuckers, and that counts for something! (Cyrano + Tornado= a machinelike combination of grace, agility, and misadventure)
Bald, beautiful, a little scary… (behind notsnot, a wall of empties. It seemed appropriate)
Keeping the townspeople in line (a cross of wood and a tun of mash – welcome to the midwest)
The angel all other angels envy… (sometimes, I find myself incredibly attractive)
We’re really, REALLY sorry… (That Donna! Royalty in her own right)
Gone, but not forgotten *sob* (burn the Witch!)
More photos please! PLEASE! (we really miss your webcam)
Canada doesn’t deserve you – come to St. Louis! (OK, see? She’s approaching America, get it? Come to America…? Ah, hell)
Where’s your towel? (we were seriously considering raiding this strangely unattended cooler just prior to leaving)
But I can! With some trepidation. (Donna!)
Picture missing: Romakimmy! Donna supposedly took it, of both of us, but she fucked it up. My camera in very complex. Apparently.
Forgotten in all the excitement? Eyeballkid. Sorry man. It won’t happen again.
Cowboy_sally just came back from one. I really need one. Fes had a hot one.
Vacation, anyone?
Our Witchstone keeps telling us she's off to pursue acting. She says she's even going to California, as if we believe her. We know that she's just trying to find a polite way of kicking us to the curb, but we love her anyway.
If you can visit, please do drop in. What with this "I won't have time" and "Internet? They don't use the internet in San Diego, it's all done with crystals and mojo," we know it won't be as frequent as we all would like. But mug someone with a WiFi hookup in Starbuck's to let us know you're okay.
You will be missed! And break that leg everyone talks about!
"What's this?" you are all saying to yourselves. "Why Robbie? Why here? Why now?"
(more inside)
Let's show this man some proper love, people.
Happy belated birthday, you flammable god of the barnyard.