
Is it her? Or is it...him?
(Photoshop the beret where appropriate.)
And what does it say about George W.Bush that not even his worse enemies would believe he was involved in a sexual scandal? Or is there a sexual scandal, machiavellically plotted, which just might stick?

Welcome, new monkey! JOIN US!
(*flings poo*)
Ice cream all around!

(...and yes, I'm so excited about ColdChef's little one (or at least about ice cream) that I posted this thread before s/he was actually, y'know, born. Daddy can fill in the vital details when the Big Moment comes.)
(so should this be in "Little Monkeys", "Monkey Birthdays", "the 9622 Legacy", or where?)

The donkey, monkey, and rooster are gratis.
No need to thank me, citizens!
* swoosh *

Ending decades of speculation, Rasputin's penis has just gone on exhibition in Moscow, thanks to an initiative by the former director of the Russian Council for Prostate Research who, in a surprise career move, decided to ditch all that scientific stuff and open Moscow's first Erotic Museum.
Thoughts? Good for him, but not so good for the mad monk's reputation? Here's hoping the Erroll Flynn, Sinatra and Brando estates are keeping better track of their inventories, lest the shape-is-everything militants make a meal of it.
*groan*

Free your mind with this July 4th question:
Who would you like to bang?
Take it any way you want to!




