December 24, 2004
December 17, 2004
That's Right, You're Not From Texas

I just got off the phone with some semi-drunken monkeys, and they sound like they're having a hell of a good time.
December 16, 2004
I Knew Those Beer Nuts Tasted Funny...

There are good reasons for my being a freshness freak : oysters twice, mussels once (always in France) and, only last month, in the rich "I- should-have-known-better" department, far-too-cheap Spanish smoked salmon that kept the cats awake by so brightly glowing in the night.
These near-death experiences have naturally turned me into a raving food poisoning pervert (as well as marvelling at jonmc's gastronomic fortitude). Does anyone have any titillating (i.e. disgusting) food poisoning tidbits to feed a needy monster, desperate for a fix?
Many thanks - and please do not spare the details or fail to name names.
December 13, 2004
December 08, 2004
December 02, 2004




