aine42 & Christyl have made it into NYC, and they're fitting right in:

The above bird is flipped out of love alone. I think.
So, two questions:
1. Have you-all met Christyl? She sends her best.
2. Who deserves the bird today?

1. Get drunk.
2. Show your tits.
3. Get married, have a baby.
4. Visit Avery Island, source of all the Tabasco Sauce in the world.
5. Spit in a bottle for Miguel.
Everyone say "Hi!" to ColdChef, MissusChef and new BabyGirlChef as they tour the magical land of hot sauce and big-ass trees.
Congrats, ColdChef!!!

Welcome to MATCH GAME 05. I'm your host, Gene Rayburn, and the first question for Charles Nelson Reilly, Betty White, Arte Johnson and YOU, is complete the following sentence:
Every time you [___BLANK___], Domokun kills a puppy.
Works by the renown (sic) chimpanzee artist Congo are going up for bid.


Who's with me? Either one would look great above the fireplace, right?
Just to let you all know that I am, in fact, still alive, here's a picture of a nice monkey I took this weekend.

BLOEMFONTEIN, South Africa (AP) - A South African zoo wants a chimp to go cold turkey.




