Marilyn Manson loves watching nature shows - about baboons.
The shock rocker's wife, Dita von Teese, says the couple love lounging in front of the TV watching shows about the animal kingdom.
She revealed: "We like nature shows, about baboons or whatever - but they're really all quite similar."
"Rhino sex is always violent. It looks like two Jeeps having an argument," she said. "Once copulation begins, they're locked together for well over an hour."
"This is the most tacky, tasteless, smutty, down-in-the-gutter tour ever created."
Sounds like it's right up our alley.
One for the thumb, ummm?
Though the weather forecast for Detroit just made me laugh, the Super Bowl doesn't thrill me.
I've got a good idea for an alternative to watch. Bravo knows who won't be watching the XL - they've got 2 hours of Liza! What are the rest of you monkeys up to?