9622.net

Woo hoo! There are more of you awake this early?

Only to watch MST3K.

(Also, please note, that's not a real Helping Hands customer above. It's kottke. I'd hate anyone who didn't recognize him to take me seriously. The folks Helping Hands benefits actually have severe disabilities.)

YAY! *flings celebratory poo*

What's the brick gonna say? Did we decide?

This was probably covered previously but: Is there a way do still get in on this? Without a paypal acct.? Someone drop me an email or something.

Anathema, you can mail the money right to
Let's All Pull Together And Get Dong Resin a DVD Player, The Good Kind, With That 5.1 Audio Thing Which Must Sound Cool Because It Has Numbers In It at :
po box 666,
the ass end of the universe, Fl.
06969

I'll see it gets where it needs to go

Please, dig deep.
Them cripples need monkeys.

Heh. One minute we're going to heaven, the next, we're going to hell.

Check's in the mail donger!

*folds hands*

Excellent.

Hey, that's great.

It's a small good thing, to give a little bit. We have actually talked about having a different charity every month or so, monkey-related or not, that we can link to and members can drop a five-spot.

Purely voluntary of course.

I'm proud of us. Let's go get us an ice cream bar.

*sniff*

That's so great! In case we feel like poking around at monkey causes, I found this site with LOADS of them (really about gorillas) to choose from, although I don't know which ones are reputable and which ones are those Enron type charities.

I'm on the hunt for reputable ones, or you could put the choke chain back on me and tell me, "git your monkey-lovin' hands outta my pocketbook!" I would understand.

The name GorillaAid reminds me of FarmAid.

I think of a glass full of really thick grey fur.

Since GorillaAid strikes up images of either John Cougar Menstrualcramp or Gorilla Gin Fizzes, I offer this site, since people seemed moved by the very odd looking and very endangered monkeys of Viet Nam.

Will ya look at that face?

*thinks about readymade in a choke chain*

*remembers she's married*

*remembers her husband likes to dress up as Dorothy*

*goes back to thinking about readymade in a choke chain*

(lest my impulses here be confused with over-eager charitable monkey-pandering, these links are offered as no more than ideas, and should be overlooked, ignored, or generally snubbed if it is felt that I am becoming the Nader of monkeys.

But if thinking about me in a choke chain helps the monkeys, *sniff* I am a willing to make that sacrifice.)

Cool. That's all I have to say. Just cool. Oh, and I really think that donger should be our next charity. Get that man a dvd player. I mean, I have three all dolby 5.1 compatible. The least he could have is one. Multi-angle porn just isn't available in VHS.

So, looking at that pic above, it occurs to me.

You know you're A-List when they let you play with monkeys.

Hey, by the way, John, didn't you say that you live near the zoo where the bricks will reside?

Make sure you post a nice brick pic.

Seriously, I am moved by the spirit of giving you all displayed. Further proof to me that we have assembled a good group of people here.

It's actually, I think, just down the road from da Commish. But either way, if the brick ever actually gets put there, we'll get a picture.

I think the consensus was that the brick would just say:

9622.net

Am I right?

Re: the zoo location - indeed, it is (just down the road from me). I will gladly get a picture of the 9622.net brick in situ when it is installed.

9622.net

I think so.

9622.net - yep. Yay, us!

"9622.net: helping monkeys clean those hard to reach areas."

*tumbleweeds*

9622.biz
almost all proceeds go to charity

9622: This thread is over 30 days old, and has been closed for archival purposes.

MoFi alert!

Will there come a time when all monkey pages on the net have been linked to? Then what will happen?

The well of monkey matter is ever-replenishing.

Are members of Mofi called mofos?

Are we buying a second brick? I never had any funds available on my cards to donate, or is there another banana projet we can participate with 9622 net? Monkey's *splat*(the smell of poo)

UPDATE
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I received this about 10 days ago and completely forgot to post it.

Dear John,

Thank you for your recent donation to the Helping Hands Buy a Brick program. It is still in effect and I will gladly send you a photo of your brick when placed. Due to the weather in New England we do brick placing once a year, usually in July. We will send you a photo as soon as its placed.

There will be a formal Thank you sent in the mail as well.

Thank you,

Skott Alfred Wade
Office Manager

Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org

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Naturally, I'll post the "formal thank you" when I receive it.

Yay!

Let him know we'd also like to have the monkey for a few weeks in late July. You know, for some "bonding."